Questions My Future Decision-Making Team Will Have to Answer Lickety-Split

1. Is it okay/a good idea to show someone a jellyfish version I drew of them? Does it change if that person is a guy? Or if the jellyfish is an apology gift to someone I'm not close friends with? The possible variations on this question are endless...

2. Could you explain this joke to me? I pretended to get it a few years back, but I still don't. [...] What about this one?

3. Is it bad that this is the Pride and Prejudice quote that best describes my life?:

"I certainly have not the talent which some people possess," said Darcy, "of conversing easily with those I have never seen before. I cannot catch their tone of conversation, or appear interested in their concerns, as I often see done."

4. What song best describes me? Is that a good thing?

5. Would it be totally inappropriate to ask people to explain their actions? Like, "Why do you always talk to me as if you are a cat? It's...um...unnerving."

6. How do I know if I'm a horrible person or not? Am I a horrible person?

7. Which college should I go to? Can I get in? How do I choose?

8. Am I wasting my/your life? Sorry...

Best wishes!
Lydia